There are a lot of stupid kids out there and on this particular night, Space Dinosaur had come across far too many of them.  Greedy little bastards, whiny little brats, fat little stinkers trying to bribe him with all kinds of nasty sweets.  Space Dinosaur was just about to give up when he reached the next house on his list.  "One last go, and then I give up," he thought.  "I'll go over to my platypus pal's pad down by the river, he's got lots of booze stashed away.  Fuck these damn kids.  Their jackass parents obviously haven't taught them a damn thing, so those ass hats can deal with their own brats."  He landed on the roof with a great thud, and jumped down the chimney Santa style.  As it turns out, there was one very bright child who knew what the holiday season was all about...