A COSMIC CHRISTMAS WITH SPACE DINOSAUR

Chapter 3:  Lactose Intolerance

After about 10 liters of gin and a couple of kegs, Space Dinosaur figured he should get to work.  As Santa was now nothing more than a bloated, blood stained corpse, our favorite interstellar saurischian had a lot of work to do.  Space Dinosaur grabbed his jetpack and Santa's bag o' toys and headed toward Earth.  After a pit stop at a little pub on an icy planet in the outer reaches of Cygnus, he arrived on Earth and made his way to the first house on the list of least annoying kids who had written letters to Santa that he had compiled.  He was about to find out just how thankless the job of being Santa really was...


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"What kind of moron gives a carnivore milk and cookies?" though the angry space archosaur.  "I'd bite the head off of that little shit, but it's Christmas Eve and keeping his greasy head will be his gift this year."  And off went the Santasaurus to the next hit...oh right, it's the holidays...try not to kill anyone else...house.  Damn, this is going to be one long night.

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