A COSMIC CHRISTMAS WITH SPACE DINOSAUR
Chapter 3: Lactose Intolerance
After about 10 liters of gin and a
couple of kegs, Space Dinosaur figured he should get to work. As
Santa was now nothing more than a bloated, blood stained corpse, our
favorite interstellar saurischian had a lot of work to do. Space
Dinosaur
grabbed his jetpack and Santa's bag o' toys and headed toward
Earth. After a pit stop at a little pub on an icy planet in the
outer reaches of Cygnus, he arrived on Earth and made his way to the
first house on the list of least annoying kids who had written letters
to Santa that he had compiled. He was about to find out just how
thankless the job of
being Santa really was...