Warning!!!

Many of the links in the following story lead to MySpace pages.

Space Dinosaur recommends that you turn down the volume on your speakers, or better yet put your sound on mute, because most of these pages have very loud, very crappy music!

Space Dinosaur would also like to state that while he does not necessarily have a problem with any MySpace users in particular (those included in the carnage were chosen in a pseudorandom fashion; we do not know these people and they may in fact be quite decent individuals), he does not support the metamorphosis of MySpace into yet another mass marking juggernaut and the propagation of vacuous and uninformed commentaries.

If you really need to make some friends, Space Dinosaur recommends that you get off your ass and leave the house!  Yeah, yeah we know not all MySpace users are pathetic losers, but come on, the whole idea is a little sad (we think it should be called PleaseSignMyYearbook.com).

Continue to our new story, MySpace Dinosaur: A Pop-Up Book Adventure
(Dial-up users might need to go to the non-animated version, as the Java applets take a while to load.  Animated gifs can be viewed here.)

Return to the safety of Space Dinosaur's homepage and stay the hell out of MySpace (recommended)