MY "FRIEND" YIKES!

Welcome to lovymonica.  This one is definitely a cam-whore.  All I have to say is: Yikes!  Babe, you couldn't pay ME to watch your fat, ugly ass get naked!  Holy hell, I don't have enough verbiage in my lexicon to describe how NOT turned on I am by that shit.  I happened to be finishing off marcus when I got her request, and it was clear that she's got some auto-adding thing going.  Just in case this is not enough monica for you, there is cutiemonica and flirtymonica as well.  Triple the nasty at one low price.  At least Corporal Punishment, or whatever the hell she's calling herself these days, had a nice ass.  It seems that lovymonica is neither bright enough nor talented enough to earn a living by making some kind of valuable contribution to the world.  Furthermore, she's not even hot enough to score a job at a strip club (and believe me, in a lot of these places the bar is pretty low).  Sorry nastymonica, I dig smart girls more than skanky ones... 



Fortunately for me, I've made "friends" with a lot of hot MySpace chicks, and my hot MySpace chicks are way hotter and way smarter (that's right ladies...you know who you are) than your hot MySpace chicks and the rest of these "pay to see my fat stinky cootch" twat buckets.  So I can make a meal of the cam-whores and still chill with plenty of babes.  I know you guys are jealous, but hey not everyone can be hung like a dinosaur.

*addendum:  She also goes by the moniker SexyHottie.  We've been over this bitch, NOT sexy, NOT hot!


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Paddlin' Madelin' Home (partial) by Whitey Kaurfman (Public Domain)]

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