Meet
my new
"friends" Hentaigene.
They want to be the Gorillaz, but they are not. They are
more like the Village People for the 21st century.
These fucknuts recently sent me this
message:
"I
just let you know
I ve got two updated tracks for you
Click the below image to check em out!!!!"
I refuse to use auto-play enabled players on any
of my pages as I think that people should be able
to
listen to whatever they want while they are at the computer.* I
think it's great for the typical MySpacer, but my army of
techno-primate geeks and I are trying to do something rather
different. Despite this, I
decided to
check these jerks out. They are
from the
I added them to my "friends" anyway (I figured
what the hell, I tend to eat my "friends" so I can always use some
more). These monkey sucking dickheads put up this ridiculously
huge
image in
my
comments. My screen resolution is set to
1280x1024. The way I see it, if I have
to use horizontal scroll on a website, the author needs to seriously
rethink
their design. The assholes do ask, "Ps-is the advertisement too big???" Come on
dipshits, if you have to ask then the
answer is probably yes. I assume that
you consider yourselves to be artists, so think like artists! The only reason I haven't deleted this piece
of crap yet is so that I have proof of your mad design skills.**
I then
decided to check out what was up with these guys. It
appears that they leave a message in the
Gorillaz comments several times a day in a pathetic attempt to draw
attention
to themselves. Are you familiar with the
lamprey? It is a parasitic jawless fish
that attaches itself by the mouth to other fish, sucking out the host's
own
fishy goodness. Hentaigene, you
make the
lamprey look like a minor botheration.
Okay,
I get that
you're an
underground band trying to make it in a pretty cutthroat industry, and
are thus
willing to whore yourselves out to whomever will listen.
Here's a tip, have a unique
idea and don't
try to knock off what someone who has made it big has already
done. Draw from multiple circles of
influence and incorporate different aspects of these influences in
interesting
ways if you can’t come up with anything original. Most importantly,
STOP
SUCKING (remember the lamprey)!
Screw
it. You guys are clearly far too thick
skulled
and uninspired to do anything worthwhile.
Cheers assholes:
[Audio =
Narcissus (partial)]
It seems to me that you jack-offs do have
some potential, but you need to attempt a little originality and stop
running
around screaming, "Look at me, look at me, look at me!" Also
had you taken the time to look at any of the work that my computer
monkeys have done
on MySpace and
on my website, you might have noticed the manner in which we
incorporate music into our work as well as our
attempts at maintaining a certain visual aesthetic [yes it is a bit
primitive (what do you expect? I'm a bloody dinosaur!), but it is
definitely a well defined format]. Besides, while we are all
supporters of the arts, I am not your pimp. If you want me to be
your pimp...well...bitch better have my money!
Addenda:
*So one of my little
anthropoid unix nerds just figured out how easy it is to disable
autoplay on MySpace! Those losers always make things so much more
difficult than they need to be! Anyway, I'm still not playing
music on MySpace, even music I like, unless I decide I can work it into
what I've already got going on here. If you look closely enough,
you'll understand what I'm doing and see where I'm coming from.
**Go ahead and leave me all as many
comments (small pictures please) as you want so that we can bury this
poorly thought out piece of garbage!