This is my new "friend" Joel. This crap bag is one of these "get rich quick" scam artists. The ass licker claims that if you give him just 23 minutes of your time, you can be making $25,000 a day working part-time! Yeah, that's why you see all those uneducated, so fat their taint waddles when they walk, online internet addicted geeks jet setting across the country, blowing thousands on trivial trinkets at Saks Fifth Avenue. Hey if you believe that, then I've got some beautiful waterfront property for sale. It's a once in a life time investment opportunity. Contact me if you're interested. Well everyone wants money for nothing, so I stopped by Joel's place to check out his gig...