Chuck Norris

So now I'm "friends" with the ultimate bad-ass Chuck Norris!* How sweet is that? Can you say that you're friends with Chuck Norris? If you ask him, you probably can. He seems to be a little desperate for friends these days, maybe due to how hard Walker Texas Ranger sucked (seriously Norris, lay off the bulletins...it's getting a little tiring... and dude you're Chuck Norris, you don't need bulletins to find friends!).

Chuck has this to say, "The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE." Hey pussy, you missed one. Big mistake. That's right Norris, I just called you a pussy. What are you going to do about it pussy?

Yeah, I just killed Chuck Norris. If you haven't figured it out yet, you don't want to mess with me (unless you think you're less of a pussy than Chuck Norris).

*Addendum: Chuck Norris has since decided not to be my "friend" anymore. Probably wise, but hey he had to know there were risks involved in asking a dinosaur, particularly a space dinosaur, to be his "friend" in the first place. Apparently mastering martial arts doesn't jive well with humor. Sorry Chuck Norris...we all think you're awesome, but we just couldn't resist!

Addendum to the addendum: Upon further inspection it appears that Chuck Norris is no longer chillin' on MySpace. Check the link. Ha! I scared that pussy the hell out of MySpace!