Macy's

Several of my so called "friends" have left me the same offer for a FREE $500 Macy's gift card! Yeah, bitchin' deal, promises of a nonexistent gift card for the small price of some personal information that you don't necessarily want just anyone out there to have. Additionally it seems to me that real friends might notice that I don't wear clothing, so I don't really have much need for a Macy's gift card. Okay, I know that these stupid crap sacks aren't the ass monkeys sending out these comments, but I'm getting pretty sick and tired of this shit and they were stupid enough to get their dumb asses phished so fuck them.

In fact fuck Macy's too. Now I don't do a lot of shopping and I don't really give a rat's ass about what retail outlet is where, but I am a bit of an architecture buff. The Marshall Field & Co. building in Chicago was designed by Daniel H. Burnham and Charles B. Atwood with an addition by Dankmar Adler and Louis Sullivan. It was built in the typical neoclassical style of the post fire, pre-Columbian Exposition pyro-paranoia frenzy of the time with roots of prairie school design appearing in the ornament throughout the building thanks to Sullivan. Marshall Field was to a large part responsible for making Chicago a cultural center, and the Field family has consistently donated vast sums of money to the museums of Chicago throughout the years. Then along comes Macy's and slaps their name on this historic landmark. Hmmm...while we're at it, why don't we just rename Mies van der Rohe's Seagram's Building in New York the "Wild Turkey House of Whiskey". Yeah, go ahead and kiss my gigantic green ass Mr. Macy...

...and I think Mr. Field might agree.

[Audio = The Wrong Road (partial, compressed) by The Hall Brothers]

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