Meet my "friend" EYECANDY
PROMOTIONS. The way I see it, if you are going to refer to
yourself as eyecandy, you should probably include a photo to back
yourself up. If you're dreadfully ugly you can always post a
photo
of someone
else, a boob
shot (with melons like those who cares what the rest of you looks
like, or at least that's what this bitch seems to think), or a picture
of you
with a hot friend (one of these girls probably doesn't need to go
online for dates) and people might mistake you for your hot
friend. Actually I agree that one's thoughts are more important
than one's appearance (but I also wouldn't go calling myself eyecandy
either), and EYECANDY isn't here for dates. That's
good too; online dating is creepy. In fact online friend making
of
any kind is a
little scary. Seriously kids, DO NOT be that girl!
Personally, I'm just here for lunch.
EYECANDY is actually married and a
"proud parent." However, on her list of general interests, family
comes in at #4. Dancing is #2...hmmm...exactly what kind of
dancing do you do? All the bling (i.e. hideously gaudy,
tasteless, sparkling crap) and the statement: "I ENJOY WORKING MY JOB
IN WHICH I GET TO GO OUT AND GO TO BARS, CLUBS AND RESTURANTS AND ALSO
LIQUOR STORES AND MEET ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE AND PROMOTE LIQUOR AND GET
PAID TO HAVE FUN…" implies a certain type of dancing.
EYECANDY also has one of those cut
and paste "blog things" telling us all of the different aspects of her
personality that are controlled by the day of her birth. Perhaps
you have heard of genetics?
I understand that environmental
conditions might have something to do with it too, but I've never
heard of any scientific evidence supporting a connection between
birthday and behavior.
Well EYECANDY, seeing as dancing is
more important to you than your family, they might not miss you that
much...
[Audio =
Li'l Liza Jane (partial) by the Earl Fullers Famous Jazz Band (public
domain)]
Although EYECANDY seemed to be a rather positive person, had
she spent more time reading books and less time dancing, she might have
known that lots of dinosaurs
are carnivorous.