Meet my creepy new "friend" Art. This dumpy little shart shack is 53, his MySpace url ends in slicktounge, and he's "looking for fun in all the right places." I wouldn't really have too much of a problem with all of this, but I've caught the jackass occasionally posting those "get assload of ultra-trendy fifteen year olds who can't make real friends so they will befriend any other random, friendless weirdo on MySpace who will take them and will actually leave comments because they have no one in real life to hold a meaningful conversation with them to add you in the next nanosecond" bulletins. Now these bulletins are typically plagued with what I gather you nut sacks are calling "scene" kids these days (I'm not really sure if this is an accurate stereotype though, as I'm not really up on the lingo. They look like the spawn of some goth chick that hooked up with a surfer punk at an 80's hair metal concert). So why does a middle aged, overweight assmonkey want to randomly befriend a bunch of underage, over-pierced douchebags? I wonder...