Yeah - that's right kids, the jetpack
can be used for time travel in addition to space travel; and we all
know
that space travel is a necessity for time travel. But back to our
time-transformed, intergalactic Halloween adventure. Seeing as
witches
are a cornerstone to the Americanized (i.e. bastardized),
early
Christian co-opted pagan holiday turning it into All Hallows' Eve
(but let's be honest, pagan dead worship is far more interesting than
the benediction of a bunch of long gone, over pious zealots, most of
whose only interesting accomplishment in life was their death).
Anyway, in order to better understand your witch fixation I decided to
pop in on colonial times and observe some
witch trials
to check out the roots of American paranoia with respect to
supernatural nonsense. To sum it up, a bunch of
tripped
out Puritans couldn't handle a few bites of
psychedelic
bread (not surprising though, I wouldn't trust a
fundamentalist
of any sort on so much as a single cup of coffee), then go super
freak-out and
execute a bunch of poor saps because they can't handle the trip.
My conclusion from all of this:
Puritans are far scarier than
witches (and yet, still no match for dinosaurs from
space)...